I need ten dollars.

I lost a pair of shoes yesterday. Actually, I didn't lose them; something awful happened to them. It was so bad that I told everyone at work about it, and we laughed. It was hilarious. I left my rubber crocks in the car while I went to church. It was a hot day outside... but hot enough to ruin shoes? Yes. Definitely yes. My feet scrunched as I tried to put my shoes on after church. THEY SHRUNK! My dear shoes have carried me so many places, and now my heels hang off the ends. I almost cried thinking about my loss, but black shoes were worth every penny of the ten dollars I paid for them. So, anyone? Ten dollars?